my strategy for Iraq

well, i'm no politician but as an aspiring poli-sci major and American(which means i get to speak as if i have the credentials to support my opinion) i would like to give my 2 cents(1.64 Euros) on an eventual pull out. Here is my plan.........
1. Train a solid Iraqi intelligence agency
2. Simutaneously train Iraqi security forces
3. In phases transfer security to sections of the country to Iraqi forces
4. At the same time withdraw our troops in phases
5. Allow Iraqi intelligence to infiltrate the insurgency and let them start taking out insurgents from within
6. As the bodies of dead insurgents somehow appear in the streets every(out of no where), over flow the cities(in phases) with security forces
7. Offer big rewards for information leading to insurgents(the iraqis
8. After this process is played out all but 10-20,000 forces will have been withdrawn.
9. Maintain one base in the country(to the south very close to the Kuwaiti border) as a base of operation, as a reminder to Syria and Iran, and as incentive for Syria and Iran to end support for the insurgency so that we will completely leave.
10. While 9 is wishful thinking, i'm sure we'll retain a presence in Iraq regardless.
11. Braves have an awesome 2nd half win their 15 division title in a row, make the world series, and lose in 6 games.
12. Mike Vick and the Falcons win the Superbowl
13. The New York Mets realize that they're not good so the team is dismantled and the stadium turned into a parking lot for Yankee stadium.

THE END. For all of my liberal "friends"... i know you're going to tear this one apart, but please add your own ideas... i hate whining.