chuck norris favorites

Chuck was at Nellis visiting the new FA-22 Raptor hanger. The Raptor is the most superior fighter in the world. They had a mock dog fight with 1 Raptor vs. 12 F-16's and the Raptor won. We asked Chuck Norris about all the 'Norris' facts that people say, and he told us his favorite. He likes the one that says...'They were gonna put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmoore, but they couldn't find granite that was hard enough to be Chuck Norris's face.' Please post your favorite Chuck Norris 'facts,' and check out this complete Chuck Norris 'facts' website... Chuck Noris Rocks!