carlos loves America!

a test that every man must take

i recommend every man take a second and take this test, seriously.


The Man Test

update from the monkeys

the monkeys have been operational inside Iran for a little while now, and they've gotten close to some key figures. I was watching CNN and they had a clip from Al Jazeera of the Iranian president, guess who else i saw in it...check it out.


seems innocent enough











take a closer look!

to our armed bros and sisters, we're think bout u

what happens when you pass out drunk

red rock canyon

barry, barry, not so scary...anymore

There have been so many people booing Barry Bonds wilhe he plays baseball. ESPN, Bonds's biatch, gave him his own show called 'Bonds on Bonds.' On the show, Bonds cried because he thouht everyone was being too hard on him..boo-hoo. When you have your own area or chair in a club house, are an a-hole, and gets people traded of your team because you don't like them, is a smart ass to the US Congress, doesn't pay taxes on a few hundred thousand of income when you make millions, and are a straight up ass to anyone you can, then there is no such things as unfair. Baseball is investigating you, Congress is all over your ass now, and the IRS wants its money, and now baseball fans want to make sure your ass is treated like a cheater. That's my take on it, i love the game of baseball, and Barry cheated. Next, i want everyone to realize that the Yankees aren't good, they just have a lot of money and can buy whoever they want when they want them.

update from the monkeys

the monkeys are now operational inside of iranian territory, and have sent us back a detailed satellite map of the country. The webstormed satellite is down, so we borrowed Google's, by the way Google rocks!
Iran google satellite map- click here

microsoft 2006

webstormed has a surprise for all of you, we just got a sneak peak at the new windows 2006...it's amazing.

webstormed joins allies vs Iran nukes!!!!!!!!

by order of webstormed military command, webstorm will join the allies denouncing Iran's nuclear ambitions. We believe diplomacy is failing and are prepared to do whatever it takes to stop Iran from obtaining nuclear weapons. You can tell by the many exclamation marks that we're serious...this time. by the order of the commander to webstorm's department of intelligence, the webstorm monkeys are to increase covert operations in Iran to keep us up to date, and in turn all of the readers. the monkeys are to blend in and obtain information through coersion, observation, and even seduction...whatever it takes!

my friend's cat II..seriously

my friend tiffany had me put her cat on the storm again, after i whipped up in her and malcolm on come monopoly...2-0 baby.

back to using words

ok, i wanna hear what everyone thinks we should do about the Iran issue, we've given Europe 3 years for 'diplomacy' and Iran is now 3 years closer to a weapon. I know that the liberals want diplomacy and candy, so we tried Europe's way, the way they thought we should have handled Iraq. Now there way has failed, or at least will fail when Iran misses their 30 day deadline. What's next? What do ya'll think, what would you do if you were actually in the Pres's seat with the authority, ability, and question as to do something. I want to hear from the left too...AKA California...lol j/k, but seriously.

brokeback mountain 2

I didn't watch the first, and still never will....but from the westormed pictures production team comes brokeback mountain 2!
from the makers of mountain golf, creepy fish on the lake, and a simple hello comes the new hit movie brokeback mountain 2

me, the man behind the 'storm'

webstormed's proposed children's books

I've always believed that we should expose children to as much reality a possible, without hurting their minds with the harsh realities. What a difficult thing to go about doing, but now with these new books we can expose children to reality using their favorite characters!

some more books

a simple hello