our world: February 2006

what the heck, i mean gosh darnitt.

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please vote on these new items that we're thinking about selling. They are reality Barbies. Before you vote, please take into consideration the fact that i completely overlook 'political correctness' if it's not politically related.

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truely stupid

these are some quotes that i came across that just make you ask WTF?!

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
--Dan Quayle

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.

where have all my posts gone

I've determined that ever since Candi left, that i've had 3/4 less comments than i normally get. J-Love, Andy P, and Vozdra have kept the comments coming. I will need to recruit new bloggers to read all of the scientifically proven posts that write, and comment on em. Let the games begin!

Happy Valentines Day

well all of you lovers out there Happy f#&@ing Valentines day. Please stay away from me, because you'll just make me depressed. I'll avoid you, as long as you avoid me. I hope all of you people in love or infatuated have a great day in love and all of that sh*t. I'm taking my dinner out, and bringing it back to my place. I'll probably drown myself in a bottle of something, so make sure all of this crap is over by tomorrow. Happy Valentines Day! Also, on a lighter note for me, the 2006 SI swimsuit edition is in. 2006 Edition

just a thought

i've gotten away from the original intent of this blog so i will revert back. Also, can someone show me how to do video. Thanks.

what a weekend

I'm sure everyone had a sweet ass weekend, but try to top this one. I went to a club on the strip called PURE and it is connected to 'The Pussy Cats Lounge' and i got to see them live. I was having a great time. My friend got us VIP upstairs in pure and we had an even better time there. The bartender forgot to give me my credit card back, so i asked him to look again. He didn't do it so i called him some 'names.' There was some stuff happening downstairs so i made my way towards the exits to avoid any of it, and was grabbed by security. I was detained for a few hours, but when they found some passes to other clubs in my pocket they called the owner of the other club. They told him that one of their promoters was caught in the club, and the owner said he had no idea who i was but to let me go. They uncuffed me and walked me out the back. That's my weekend story. I was having a blast, and it went from that to terrible in a matter of 10 minutes. Unfortunatly when i was still a bit upset, i didn't have a woman to call up and talk to. So what i learned was that i need a woman, and to not get arrested in clubs.

long awaited report

I've been awaiting a progress report from my 'where's Candi' investigating team, and they just sent it to me (only after i paid them through another 2 months). The report was with pictures and goes as follows... We've had a very difficult time locating your lost friend, but we've begun to use tougher tactics in order to get better info. These new tactics have helped. We've traveled everywhere and have gone under cover and disguised to get to the bottom of this. The following photos were taken during our investigation.

cartoon 'outrage'

the destruction of Buddhist statues in Afganistan, anti-semetic stories and toons in Arab newspapers, and mass flag burning, and they're pissed at us for a cartoon. Hmmmmmm, sounds like hypocracy to me. It's not even an insulting cartoon, they're pissed that it was printed period. Here's what i have to say to that, anyone wanna join me?...

pics from my Christmas trip to Atlanta

Razavian, he has a blog that he never keeps up

This is the whole Mad Dog crew or something like that, they were all seperated at birth

Kelly and Andy P, what a match

Luke goes to UGA and will probably be a business major who loves at home

current problems

i'm currently having some issues viewing my blog, but i can add posts so. I can't see what you're looking at, so good luck...i'll try to fix the problem soon.

rednecks are people too

people make fun of rednecks, but i went to school with lots of em and i want to have a say in alla dat. They're people too, just really funny people. Also, great speech from President Bush the other night! I like how he said that opposing his policies isn't a policy in itself...the democracks think that if they simply oppose everything he says and don't have a unified message, then no one can disagree with them... we all know their solutions to everything.
Democrat's plans
1. Budget Deficit- raise taxes to pay it off
2. Social Security- raise taxes
3. High energy prices- raise the taxes for the business world
4. Terrorism- raise taxes, blame attacks on Bush, and run away
5. Environment- tax anyone who breathes air $2 a day...air tax
6. Abortion- abort anyone who voted Bush
7. Immigration- let them all in, 75% of them vote Democrat
8. Education- keep God and his morals out, and tax anyone who doesn't go to school
9. Gay Marraige- Let them get married, they vote Democrat
10. Iraq- run away, blame Bush, wait for another attack, and then tax the terrorists.

Back to the first point..rednecks are people too, just funny ones